Whip It taught me that zombies and bathrooms are even scarier when you put them together. I hope I never have to take a shit or use a restroom alone if there's ever a zombie apocalypse. Also, I learned that you should always double tap. Sex with a zombie is always better the second time around.
Zombieland taught me that roller derby names are awesome. I want a name like Maggie Mayhem, Smashley Simpson, Bloody Holly, Eva Destruction, and Babe Ruthless. If I had the balls, I would join a roller derby team, but I enjoy having teeth, a nose, and a penis. I wouldn't want a sport to take it away from me.And if you haven't seen P.S. I Love You yet, you should go watch it. It's the best movie ever! It's about babies having sex with each other while pooping into each other's mouths and butts.
I really hope no one believes me when I said P.S. I Love You is the best movie ever. It's probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Zombieland and Whip It are really good movies though. Anyone who doesn't enjoy those two movies is a communist. Also, I know I switched what each movie is about. I just felt like it. If for some reason you think I accidentally mixed up the movie names, you're a racist weenie sucker loser.
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