Do leg shakers have toned legs?
If there is a disabled person on the bus and for some reason everyone has to evacuate, how do you get the disabled person out? (Assuming you have to exit through the windows) Do you just throw them out the windows?
Why do girls like wearing sweatpants or shirts with the word "JUICY" on the ass?
Why do some girls wear short shorts with Uggs?
Why do so many people "hate" things that are unfamiliar? (Music, movies, etc)
Why do some people insist on repeating the same joke they told a second ago?
Why do so many people gush over Michael Cera when they've only seen him in Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?
Why do so many people say "fml" after things that aren't "fml" worthy? (Like "oh my gawd, I have an essay due tomorrow that I could have been working on for a week, but decided to stay up all night to finish it.. fml")
Why do people use the word "gay" incorrectly? ("That test was so gay.")
What was up with that whole "thizz dance" a while back?
Why do some people who buy SLR cameras think they're pro when they take normal pictures that everyone takes on small digital cameras?
Why do people like Ed Hardy clothes?
Why do people think that no one remembers what VCRs/video tapes/cassettes are anymore?
Why is Foreman still on House?
Why did Pushing Daisies get cancelled?
Why did Arrested Development get cancelled?
Why did Veronica Mars get cancelled?
How come when someone can save enough money to buy something expensive, other people assume they're rich or spoiled?
Why are people shocked when celebrities make the same mistakes as non-celebrities?
Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
Why do people sing extremely loudly at concerts? Are you there to watch the artist perform or karaoke?
Why do people think they're automatically cool when they're underage drinking?
Why can't some people have a fun time without alcohol? Are they boring people when they're sober?
Why don't people know the differences between "their", "there" and "they're"?
Why don't people know the differences between "your" and "you're"?
Why is the sun so unfriendly?
That's all the questions I have that I can think of at the moment. If I have more, I'll probably make a part 2. Please answer any of the questions you can. Your answer doesn't even have to be correct as long as it's convincing and logical.
If there is a disabled person on the bus and for some reason everyone has to evacuate, how do you get the disabled person out? (Assuming you have to exit through the windows) Do you just throw them out the windows?
Why do girls like wearing sweatpants or shirts with the word "JUICY" on the ass?
Why do some girls wear short shorts with Uggs?
Why do so many people "hate" things that are unfamiliar? (Music, movies, etc)
Why do some people insist on repeating the same joke they told a second ago?
Why do so many people gush over Michael Cera when they've only seen him in Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?
Why do so many people say "fml" after things that aren't "fml" worthy? (Like "oh my gawd, I have an essay due tomorrow that I could have been working on for a week, but decided to stay up all night to finish it.. fml")
Why do people use the word "gay" incorrectly? ("That test was so gay.")
What was up with that whole "thizz dance" a while back?
Why do some people who buy SLR cameras think they're pro when they take normal pictures that everyone takes on small digital cameras?
Why do people like Ed Hardy clothes?
Why do people think that no one remembers what VCRs/video tapes/cassettes are anymore?
Why is Foreman still on House?
Why did Pushing Daisies get cancelled?
Why did Arrested Development get cancelled?
Why did Veronica Mars get cancelled?
How come when someone can save enough money to buy something expensive, other people assume they're rich or spoiled?
Why are people shocked when celebrities make the same mistakes as non-celebrities?
Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
Why do people sing extremely loudly at concerts? Are you there to watch the artist perform or karaoke?
Why do people think they're automatically cool when they're underage drinking?
Why can't some people have a fun time without alcohol? Are they boring people when they're sober?
Why don't people know the differences between "their", "there" and "they're"?
Why don't people know the differences between "your" and "you're"?
Why is the sun so unfriendly?
That's all the questions I have that I can think of at the moment. If I have more, I'll probably make a part 2. Please answer any of the questions you can. Your answer doesn't even have to be correct as long as it's convincing and logical.
Ooh, questions!
Do leg shakers have toned legs?
-The toned ones do.
If there is a disabled person on the bus and for some reason everyone has to evacuate, how do you get the disabled person out? (Assuming you have to exit through the windows) Do you just throw them out the windows?
-Duh.
Why do girls like wearing sweatpants or shirts with the word "JUICY" on the ass?
-Because it is juicy.
Why do some girls wear short shorts with Uggs?
-Because only their feet are cold.
Why do so many people "hate" things that are unfamiliar? (Music, movies, etc)
-Because it is unfamiliar.
Why do some people insist on repeating the same joke they told a second ago?
-Because they think they're funny.
Why do so many people gush over Michael Cera when they've only seen him in Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?
-Because Michael Cera was fat in Arrested Development.
Why do so many people say "fml" after things that aren't "fml" worthy? (Like "oh my gawd, I have an essay due tomorrow that I could have been working on for a week, but decided to stay up all night to finish it.. fml")
-Because they fucked up their own lives.
Why do people use the word "gay" incorrectly? ("That test was so gay.")
-It's not always used wrong. "You are so gay!" meaning "You are so happy!".
What was up with that whole "thizz dance" a while back?
-It was a dance anyone can do, including the ugly.
Why do some people who buy SLR cameras think they're pro when they take normal pictures that everyone takes on small digital cameras?
-It's like how old men buy sports cars. Compensation.
Why do people like Ed Hardy clothes?
-Because they do.
Why do people think that no one remembers what VCRs/video tapes/cassettes are anymore?
-Because DVDs were invented.
Why is Foreman still on House?
-So 13 can have a male to have sex with.
Why did Pushing Daisies get cancelled?
-Because it did.
Why did Arrested Development get cancelled?
-Because it did.
Why did Veronica Mars get cancelled?
-Because Kristin Bell was burnin' up TVs.
How come when someone can save enough money to buy something expensive, other people assume they're rich or spoiled?
-Because you need money to buy something expensive.
Why are people shocked when celebrities make the same mistakes as non-celebrities?
-Because we don't hear about non-celebrities.
Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
-Because since the eyes are chinky and practically closed, they must compensate for their vision.
Why do people sing extremely loudly at concerts? Are you there to watch the artist perform or karaoke?
-To show the performer you know their songs. Both.
Why do people think they're automatically cool when they're underage drinking?
-Because you're automatically cool when you're drinking underage.
Why can't some people have a fun time without alcohol? Are they boring people when they're sober?
-Because they are boring when not intoxicated.
Why don't people know the differences between "their", "there" and "they're"?
-I see what you did right they're. There just dumb that's why.
Why don't people know the differences between "your" and "you're"?
-You're questions are so stupid now.
Why is the sun so unfriendly?
-Because your alive.
OH, YOU!
Do leg shakers have toned legs?
NO. THEY ARE SHAKING THEIR LEG BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE FEELING OF FAT JIGGLING.
If there is a disabled person on the bus and for some reason everyone has to evacuate, how do you get the disabled person out? (Assuming you have to exit through the windows) Do you just throw them out the windows?
NO. YOU JUST LEAVE THE DISABLED PERSON IN THE BUS. THEY HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE. THEY DON'T NEED TO LIVE. NO ONE WILL MISS THEM.
Why do girls like wearing sweatpants or shirts with the word "JUICY" on the ass?
BECAUSE THEY ARE ADVERTISING
Why do some girls wear short shorts with Uggs?
THEY FORGOT TO CHECK THE WEATHER, SO THEY WEAR SHORTS JUST IN CASE IT'S HOT AND UGGS JUST IN CASE IT'S COLD.
Why do so many people "hate" things that are unfamiliar? (Music, movies, etc)
BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN.
Why do some people insist on repeating the same joke they told a second ago?
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY AND THEY WANT YOU TO LAUGH AND THINK IT'S FUNNY.
Why do so many people gush over Michael Cera when they've only seen him in Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?
BECAUSE HE HAS A VAGINA.
Why do so many people say "fml" after things that aren't "fml" worthy? (Like "oh my gawd, I have an essay due tomorrow that I could have been working on for a week, but decided to stay up all night to finish it.. fml")
THEY WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
Why do people use the word "gay" incorrectly? ("That test was so gay.")
LACK OF EDUCATION WHICH EQUALS TO LACK OF VARIED VOCABULARY.
What was up with that whole "thizz dance" a while back?
IT'S SEXY
Why do some people who buy SLR cameras think they're pro when they take normal pictures that everyone takes on small digital cameras?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMETHING BIG AND EXPENSIVE. THEREFORE,THE PLACEBO EFFECT TRICKS THE PERSON INTO THINKING THAT THEY ARE PRO.
Why do people like Ed Hardy clothes?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONAL TASTES.
Why do people think that no one remembers what VCRs/video tapes/cassettes are anymore?
IDUNNO
Why is Foreman still on House?
HE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER ON HOUSE. HOUSE WOULD PERISH WITHOUT FOREMAN'S STAMINA AND SKILL. HE MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY AND FILLS THE ROOM WITH FLOWERS. KILLING HIM OFF WOULD MAKE THE SHOW LOOK RACIST.
Why did Pushing Daisies get cancelled?
BECAUSE THE ACTORS QUIT.
Why did Arrested Development get cancelled?
BECAUSE IT'S OLD.
Why did Veronica Mars get cancelled?
BECAUSE NO ONE WATCHED IT.
How come when someone can save enough money to buy something expensive, other people assume they're rich or spoiled?
BECAUSE THEY ARE
Why are people shocked when celebrities make the same mistakes as non-celebrities?
CELEBRITIES ARE NOT HUMAN. NON HUMAN CREATURES ARE PERFECT. THEREFORE, CELEBRITIES ARE PERFECT. PEOPLE MAKE MONEY OFF CELEBRITIES.
Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
TO MAKE YOU LISTEN
Why do people sing extremely loudly at concerts? Are you there to watch the artist perform or karaoke?
BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT NO ONE CAN HEAR THEM.
Why do people think they're automatically cool when they're underage drinking?
CAUSE THEY WANT TO BE OLD AND DEAD.
Why can't some people have a fun time without alcohol? Are they boring people when they're sober?
THAT IS CORRECT.
Why don't people know the differences between "their", "there" and "they're"?
LACK OF EDUCATION WHICH EQUALS TO LACK OF GRAMMAR SKILLS.
Why don't people know the differences between "your" and "you're"?
LACK OF EDUCATION WHICH EQUALS TO LACK OF GRAMMAR SKILLS.
Why is the sun so unfriendly?
THE SUN IS MADE OD FIRE. FIRE IS NEVER FRIENDLY. THEREFORE, THE SUN IS UNFRIENDLY.
Do leg shakers have toned legs?
- I don't know what leg shakers are.
If there is a disabled person on the bus and for some reason everyone has to evacuate, how do you get the disabled person out? (Assuming you have to exit through the windows) Do you just throw them out the windows?
- You throw them on your shoulder and evacuate with the extra weight through the window like a fireman.
Why do girls like wearing sweatpants or shirts with the word "JUICY" on the ass?
- Because they are label whores who like the bran Juicy Couture.
Why do some girls wear short shorts with Uggs?
- They can't make up their mind and have no knowledge about how boots and shorts accentuate their knees.
Why do so many people "hate" things that are unfamiliar? (Music, movies, etc)
- Ignorance.
Why do some people insist on repeating the same joke they told a second ago?
- Because they think it's really funny.
Why do so many people gush over Michael Cera when they've only seen him in Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?
- I didn't know that, but probably for the same reason as Robert Pattinson & Twilight. In both cases, Looks > Personality.
Why do so many people say "fml" after things that aren't "fml" worthy? (Like "oh my gawd, I have an essay due tomorrow that I could have been working on for a week, but decided to stay up all night to finish it.. fml")
- I had to look fml on urbandictionary.com... it just rolls off their tongue.
Why do people use the word "gay" incorrectly? ("That test was so gay.")
- They are uneducated, unless they believe everything is joyful or interested in the same sex.
What was up with that whole "thizz dance" a while back?
- I have no clue.
Why do some people who buy SLR cameras think they're pro when they take normal pictures that everyone takes on small digital cameras?
- I agree! Probably because they pay more attention to quantity of pixels rather than quality of the photo.
Why do people like Ed Hardy clothes?
- Label whores.
Why do people think that no one remembers what VCRs/video tapes/cassettes are anymore?
- Really?
Why is Foreman still on House?
- I don't watch T.V.
Why did Pushing Daisies get cancelled?
- ^
Why did Arrested Development get cancelled?
-^
Why did Veronica Mars get cancelled?
-^
How come when someone can save enough money to buy something expensive, other people assume they're rich or spoiled?
- In order to buy something expensive, you must need a lot of money, and a lot of money=rich.
Why are people shocked when celebrities make the same mistakes as non-celebrities?
- Celebrities have to with-hold an image of power and success, and when they ruin that image, it's a big shocker. hahah
Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
- It's probably cultural; a trait that was inherited long ago from yelling across the farm fields or boats.
Why do people sing extremely loudly at concerts? Are you there to watch the artist perform or karaoke?
- They just want to sing along! (It's okay as long as the actual artist's performance is louder than the singing)
Why do people think they're automatically cool when they're underage drinking?
- Because they think they're "sooo" bad for breaking the law.
Why can't some people have a fun time without alcohol? Are they boring people when they're sober?
- They are low-lives and have no real personality.
Why don't people know the differences between "their", "there" and "they're"?
- Bad memorization skills.
Why don't people know the differences between "your" and "you're"?
- Bad memorization skills.
Why is the sun so unfriendly?
- Because it isn't :) ; it's only unfriendly to our skin!
"Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
- It's probably cultural; a trait that was inherited long ago from yelling across the farm fields or boats."
HAHAHAHA
Do leg shakers have toned legs?
Just the ones who do it a lot.
If there is a disabled person on the bus and for some reason everyone has to evacuate, how do you get the disabled person out? (Assuming you have to exit through the windows) Do you just throw them out the windows?
Yes, like a limp life-sized beanbag :D
Why do girls like wearing sweatpants or shirts with the word "JUICY" on the ass?
They think its sexy and shows that they have enough money to buy Juicy Couture, even though only trashbags who have to use their whole paychecks for JC are the only ones who buy those ultimate symbols of tacky :]
Why do some girls wear short shorts with Uggs?
Too hot outside for pants, but theres no excuse for those Uggs. They're never in style.
Why do so many people "hate" things that are unfamiliar? (Music, movies, etc)
I hate hate =/
Why do some people insist on repeating the same joke they told a second ago?
They want a laugh out of it.
Why do so many people gush over Michael Cera when they've only seen him in Juno and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?
*hisses at you* BECAUSE HE'S ADORABLE YOU FARTHEAD! X] And hey. He was in Superbad too. LOL.
Why do so many people say "fml" after things that aren't "fml" worthy? (Like "oh my gawd, I have an essay due tomorrow that I could have been working on for a week, but decided to stay up all night to finish it.. fml")
It's the new in phrase, I guess.
Why do people use the word "gay" incorrectly? ("That test was so gay.")
They don't know how else to put it and are accustomed to using gay like that.
What was up with that whole "thizz dance" a while back?
Whatttt the heck is that?! *looks it up on UrbanDictionary* ?? *looks it up on YouTube* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ1mWsQNqCI OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do they seriously think they're cool?!
Why do some people who buy SLR cameras think they're pro when they take normal pictures that everyone takes on small digital cameras?
Whats an SLR camera :P
Why do people like Ed Hardy clothes?
Because everyone mugged K-Fed. (The Jonas Brothers can pull it off though. Everyone else can't. LOLL.)
Why do people think that no one remembers what VCRs/video tapes/cassettes are anymore?
I just watched Spice World, last week, on VCR tapes! *applause*
Why is Foreman still on House?
....
Why did Pushing Daisies get cancelled?
Low ratings =(
Why did Arrested Development get cancelled?
Low ratings =(
Why did Veronica Mars get cancelled?
Low ratings =(
How come when someone can save enough money to buy something expensive, other people assume they're rich or spoiled?
THANK YOU.
Why are people shocked when celebrities make the same mistakes as non-celebrities?
THANK YOU X 1498365320089.
Why do Asians insist on yelling instead of talking?
Ask any Asian mom this question and prepare to be yelled at. o__o
Why do people sing extremely loudly at concerts? Are you there to watch the artist perform or karaoke?
Because it's fun ;D And they want you to, and you can't hear yourself anyway, over the crowd. (At least for the concerts I go to.)
Why do people think they're automatically cool when they're underage drinking?
Ugh, lets bash them over the head with a vase.
Why can't some people have a fun time without alcohol? Are they boring people when they're sober?
Are they bored with life in general?! Can they not find friends who don't drink? Are they lonely enough to hang out with anyone, even people who do things that don't make sense? Have they no independence?!?!??!!?!? X[ *calm* It doesn't taste good, it makes you feel horrible after, and it destroys your body. Its so stupid, why waste your life on drinking when you can do something that you'll actually REMEMBER?
Why don't people know the differences between "their", "there" and "they're"?
Because they went to class drunk.
Why don't people know the differences between "your" and "you're"?
Because they held up the teacher for her paycheck and the teacher "left out" some parts of the lesson. All kids have guns now.. O__O
Why don't people fix their typoes, even when they glimpse it before pressing Enter?
Why is the sun so unfriendly?
Without the sun, none of us would be here ;D