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Dear Inspiron 1525,

Why do you enjoy aggravating me? I feel as though I've committed my life to an ungrateful cheating whore. You disconnect from the internet like it's going out of style. You burn my fingers with your rough heated mousepad skin. Your mousepad loves to freeze on me as if I just caught you in bed with someone else. You tell me that you recognize new hardware. Who is this homewrecker you're inviting into my home? I didn't invite that in. Why are you recognizing what isn't there? Why do your programs freeze for no reason? Are you silently sabotaging me? Sure, I didn't pay for you. Sure, I didn't read many reviews about you when I decided to order you, but is that really my fault? Is it my fault that you had me at first sight? I regret purchasing you. I wish I spent more time deciding what life I wanted. I wish you weren't so stupid. Do you know that? You're stupid. You're replaceable. You're a piece of shit. The only thing I love about you is your battery life. That battery isn't even YOU! That battery is something extra that I can always get by myself without you! You're nothing to me! I'll replace you! I don't want you in my life!

Sincerely,
Connie Luu